How to survive in a horror movie?
Ten useful tips:
10. Don't rent an old cabin far away from everything
9. Do not wear skimpy clothing (definitely NO flip-flops, you can't run with them)
8. If you sense something is behind you, don’t bother checking, just run.
7. Don't run upstairs (unless there's a panic room)!
6. Never say “Who’s there?” (Nor hello, Anyone there etc)
5. Do not go search for something in the basement/garage/attic.
4. Never go ANYWHERE alone if there's someone else still alive!
3. Always check the back seat of your car. Always.
2. Never say "I'll be back". You won't.
1. Absolutely no sex (no boobs either)!