Things In Movies I Want

House

The house I'd like to have is the beach house in Nanny Diaries. From the inside, though, I'd make it look more classy rather than sea-ish.

Car

The Aston Martin in Casino Royale. Pearl Blue and chrome rims. Yum. Yum yum.

Jewelry

Elizabeth wears her necklace while deciding what to wear for meeting Raleigh to listen to his story. I'd sell my (worthless) mother for that necklace.

Weapons

The two Desert Eagles the ultimately cool Yun-Fat Chow uses in Bulletproof Monk (without actually firing bullets) and Jessica Biel's character weapons in Blade: Trinity.

Sidekick

Foxy Cleopatra of Goldmember

Is Everyone Pregnant?

Has anyone done research on Hollywood baby boom effect on normal people? Do these booms increase teenage pregnancies? Do they produce more abortions?

Cate Blanchett
Jessica Alba
Halle Berry
Nicole Kidman
The other Nicole
Angelina Jolie
Tori "Eeew" Spelling (and they call Rumer Willis potatohead)

Already popped:
Jennifer Lopez
Salma Hayek
Christina Aguilera
Keri Russel

Three Reasons (+) For anyone NOT To Have Kids

Take a peek at Jurassic Park. Or the annoying kid in War of the Worlds. Or that kid in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. If that would've been my kid, I would've given her up for adoption in a second.

Kids are annoying, stupid, stubborn, stupid and did I already mention stupid? Not to forget how much it costs to raise one child. I could surely use the 129k to something much more fun and use. The terrible part is that that these movies portray the kids in real life. They really are that awful.

I'm sorry for my parents having to put up with me. Well, basically I'm sorry for all the parents.
That's one mistake you can't undo.

I'm So Bored

I've been sick and now I'm bored. I haven't been able to do anything nice for the past week and it's killing me. For the last nine days, I've been out for 30 minutes. Isn't that weird. Happy I'm not claustrophobic.

I want out. I want to go for a walk. I want to go to class. I want to go clubbing.. anything, basically.

Subject change:

I wonder if Jared Leto really is as much a dick as Perez Hilton paints him to be.

I found this interesting site, Dose.

A Good Day

The sun was shining from a clear blue sky, the wind blew softly and I woke up happy.

I don't even understand why, but today was a particulary fine day.

I also watched Anna and the King, Down With Love, The Island and three episodes of "The Nanny" on youtube.

And I wrote a good deal of my short story (which isn't so short in its 38 pages, though) and I noticed I had lost 2 inches from my hip and 3 from my waist. Without dieting.

Poor Guy..

"omg.....i think i've found my one true love....*sigh** omg he's so freaking HOTTTTT!"

I read this hearbreaking line in a comment for this video on You Tube. I was searching for the annoying Nanny (I don't remember her name) series and I wound up with this one (having Chris Evans on it)

Poor Chris Evans. I wonder how many love letters he receives. And how many he actually answers to. Why do these girls spend time dreaming of him? Don't they know he farts and burbs just like anyone? Don't they know that he dated Jessica Biel? Only one of 1000 of his fans (or less) would measure up to Jessica Biel.

It's funny how the fan stuff comes around.. thinking they know someone from reading stuff on the Internet or seeing some interviews. How can one be IN LOVE with someone they have never met? I know that a good looking guy might cause some day dreaming, but not love, I'm sure.

I have never been a real fan type though I used to pretend being fan because my friends were. I never had the droolers for NKOTB. I claimed to be a Tom Cruise fan, but I never really liked him but I knew a boy that had a crush on me hated him... I have had countless dreams of Ewan McGregor and Jensen Ackles, but I couldn't care a bite if they were standing next to me in line (because I'd be out of my league ;))

I used to be a X-Files fan, does that count?

Jessica Alba & Tarzan

I didn't even realize Jessica Alba is of anything else than "white" descent until I read she said "Don't call me latina". I always thought latina is something you call a woman of full latin born parentage, but one can be wrong only for so many times ;)

I saw Silver Surfer today, by the way. How does it seem to me that Chris Evans is not much of an actor? But I suppose good looks override the disability to say your lines without sounding as if you were reading them from a paper.. I don't mind, don't get offended. I've always preferred the talkers in my relationships, but for a guy who looks like that, I wouldn't mind if we couldn't create a decent conversation.

The weather has been weird today. First, it was raining. Then the wind rose. Then it was snowing. Then a blinding sunshine from a clear blue sky, then some more snow and now it's just a clear blue sky again. It should be 20 degrees (centigrade) BELOW and we're getting pollen warnings. How creepy is this?

OH, hey, I just had the brainstorm of my life.

I wish they'd remake Tarzan. The animals - of course - could be CGI.

Jane could be Jessica Alba and Tarzan (of course) Chris Evans. And the voices.. The elephant could be the guy who played opposite Heigl in Knocked up, the chubby one. The panther should be Christopher Lee, the mother could be Queen Latifah and the leader ape could be Robert DeNiro.

Good idea, eh?

My Little Sims Castaway Stories Review

There is only one story to play, but you can choose if you want to play it as a male or a female. I played the female. After you finish the story mode, the freeplay neighborhood will be unlocked. To try the storymode with another character, you'd have to remove the folder from Documents & Settings..

The story mode was a bit too easy and way too short. Someone less familiar with the Sims might find some more challenge there, but for an old addict such as myself, the game was just a way to spend a few hours.

The thing that annoys me most with these Stories - games, is the definite storyline. I had no influence on what was going on and that - to be honest - sucks. For now, Castaway Stories will be the last for the Stories - games, but I would hope they'd make a bit complex story system if another Stories will be available.

The items were - again - mostly ripped from the Sims 2 too. The good thing - however - is the fact that mAxis went through the trouble of bringing Sims Castaway for PS3 to us PC owners too.
Some of the new objects were excellent and the whole concept was much more entertaining than Life Stories. Reward system was good, but I would've excepted something more "useful" such as an unlockable resource tree. Mostly the rewards and gifts were useless.

They should have added a couple more stories to play to keep the "I-got-ripped-of-my-cash-again" - bogeyman out of our minds..

I spent a happy six hours playing the Sims Castaway Stories. As with Life Stories, do not buy it if you already own the Sims 2 and you own a computer that can handle the very "heavy" game. Sims Life Stories is NOT worth the price, so you better save the money from SCS and buy the new upcoming expansion, Free Time (if you - of course - own Sims 2). However, If you own a laptop and you're not as addicted as myself, go and buy SCS. It will be some entertaining. Please take a note that the minimun requirements are a joke, it needs at least 1gig memory and a 2,8 mobility CPU. I played this with a high-end PC and sometimes I lost my nerves because I'd need a RAID system for my hard drives to make the game read stuff more faster...

NOTE: I found out that The Sims 2 compatible objects (non-expansion - that is) can be imported to the game the same way as with the Sims 2 objects are imported except for the utilities such as fridges and stuff. And there's no TV, I suppose. These objects need to be unique meshes with their own unique ID's and their recolors. The cheats are not accessible in the storymode, but some Sims 2 compatible hacked objects and hacks do work, such as Merola's Sims' Hacked painting.

Another Cutie Set - The Nobodies

Hey I'm blogging for the third time today..

Okay, a new set of nobody hotties:

Ryan McPartlin

Born 197something, this captain Awesome or whatever happens to look like a guy I used to date for a month or so. Except the guy I dated wasn't that awesome. See him in the TV series "Chuck".

Andy Whitfield

This creepy guy starred in Gabriel (2007). Cute, quirky and strange bone structure but check him out. I suppose you can't see this guy anywhere, but I surely hope he's up to something real, since he doesn't suck at all. I didn't like the movie, but hey.. you can have so much shit just because of a guy, so why not a low budget movie..

Matthew Bomer

Born 1977, this cutie pie had a nice little part (no pun intended) in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. And a few other thingies..

Agim Kaba

Born 1980, this handsome nobody looks good in his publicity picture. Obviously gay - a gorgeous one. A Guess spokesperson (o'rly?).


Charlie Cox

This funny looking 1982-born (yay, only a year my junior) has played parts in Casanova and a year before, in the Merchant of Venice. Now this cutie-pie can be seen in Stardust beautified with some well grown hair (extensions?). How about a screenshot (which -oddly- reminds me of a certain moment in the newest Pride & Prejudice flick..) I wish he had long hair IRL too, btw.

Can you see a pattern? The men of my taste?

O' Canada.

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I'm just a stupid cow.

Hi to Jamie, Helene, Collin, Sebastien and Claire. I knew I made a mistake. I know. I'm sorry.

I suck.

(Un)Holy Shit!

I had to sleep two night before I realized how unfair life is.

Why couldn't I have been born beautiful, smart and somewhere in Los Angeles?

Why do all the beautiful men live somewhere else than here?

Why can't I just grow up and get this life once and for all and STOP having these dreams everything is perfect and then wake up to this ****** unfairness of a shit of a life.

It is so unfair. UNFAIR! DO YOU HEAR ME FATE?! U-N-F-A-I-R!

If there was a god, I'd stop talking to her and make a deal with the devil.

So, devil, since YOU'RE obviously there (cause life sucks), I'd like to make a deal.

Let me live until my 112th birthday without falling sick once, out of any harm, be happy and not remembering this deal. I'd also like to win three times in the lottery (when ever I choose to), having the jackpot all for myself. I wish I wouldn't have to work a day in my life and I'd never go bankrupt, nor lose anyone in my life to death until they've turned 72. And let me have the man I want if he is a) single or b) divorced. Oh, and I'd like him to like me the way I am the moment I meet him the first time. And I'd also like to buy J a beautiful, nice, fair girlfriend who he deserves (I guess).

In exchange I'll give my undying soul to be tortured in hell for all eternity plus I'd be willing to throw in the soul of the three children I'm to give birth to be tortured in hell for the first 30 years after they die in the age of 92 years.

kthanksbye.

Harry Pothead Audiobook

I've been listening to Harry Potter audiobooks since I'm too lazy to read them. I don't remember which production I read, but I actually do like the reader. Tim something his name was, I suppose.
Listening to audiobooks lets you do all kinds of nice stuff. Like knitting a scarf. I actually made one, but I won't be using it since the result was something ugly. I haven't been knitting since junior high school, so the little skill I have has gone worse. Knitting, for sure, is nothing close to riding a bike.
Back to the Pothead books.. I have noticed that Rowling likes the descriptive word "beaming" a lot and used it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. I've become to dislike the word.

Also, couldn't she have given Harry ONE good book. One that the nasty Slytherin bastard wouldn't be all over him or someone hurting, being sacked or something like that. Bad news suck, and six books of sucky news is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

Please, Mrs. Murray (or what the hack Rowlings' name is nowadays), make the last HP at least somehow satisfying. Or kill him. Something new than the same pattern in every book. Or at least make Malfoy either go nuts or end up dead. Thanks.

The New Guys..

It's time to put aside the tomcruises, bradpitts and keanureeves'

The newest hottest guys who I'd cast are (and where you can see them?) - and no, you can't find the two-much-makeup-wearing Zac someone on this list:

4. Tyler Hoechlin

The drop-dead-gorgeous 1987 -born actor played Martin Brewer in 7th Heaven, currently starring in (a scarily asian-like thriller flick) Solstice. He'd match great with my little sister, but I'd have a piece of him anyway ;) Oh and did I mention that he looks GREAT with glasses on? Oh and did I mention that he would be one of the tree guys I'd go for a skinny dipping? Eeew, cradle robber me.

3. Chace Crawford

Born 1985, this creepy-eyed handsome toy gave us much joy in the Renny Harlin movie the Covenant (and yes, I liked it) is now getting his career up and swinging. I wish him the best luck.

2. Henry Cavill

Born 1983, this devilishly handsome (in his Tudors hairdo) reminds me creepily of a certain Wentworth Miller / Dominic Purcell -duo. Awfully goodlooking and doesn't suck at acting either. Thumbs up! This guy should sue imdb for letting such pictures of him come to daylight. Sorry, no image, Tudors isn't for sale yet in my country..

1. Chris Evans

a.k.a Johnny Storm / Harvard Hottie is supporting (the-if-I-was-lesbian-I'd-bang) Scarlett Johansson in Nanny Diaries. Weird, all American boy toy, but torching hot. Plus he's only four months younger than moi. HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT.



Don't believe? Go to IMDB, check his movies, go buy or rent and prepare to drool (unless you're blind, mentally ill or just weird). Where the hell have I been?

Someone I don't know

A dream:

I was trying to call J, but a trainee answered his phone and introduced himself as someone I hadn't heard of earlier. He told me he doesn't know where J is - and the rest of the dream I have already forgotten.

A few days before J had told me they had two new trainees but he couldn't remember their names.
The next day he told me the trainee's name is really Joni.

Funny, eh?