Tuesday

Population

This is a very nice thought coming from a pirate network.

I'm sorry that I suck so much that all I find in this - what most people call tragedy - is the relief for the Earth. Take those 200 000 people in China and Myanmar that will die because of this chain of natural events and make three children for each of them. That makes 600 000 more people on Earth. Three children for each of them and in twenty years 1 800 000. And so on and so forth.

I do value a human life, but I value it so much I want to keep it for generations to come, that's why I'm glad so many people die. Nearly a million people worldwide die by suicide annually. Give them 2 million children and them 2 million children.. The Earth is at it's boundaries and these things only relief it for awhile.

I remember one economist friend of mine once said that birth rate in every country should be less than 7.45 births/1,000 population so there would be tax payers for the future AND the Earth would survive. In China, the rate is 13.45 births/1,000 population and in Niger, the rate is 48.95. Notice, that the top 20 of birth rate countries are the ones that receive most part of the foreign relief.

1 Niger 48.91
2 Uganda 47.45
3 Mali 47.29
4 Afghanistan 47.27
5 Chad 46.50
6 Somalia 46.04
7 Angola 45.14
8 Liberia 44.81
9 Congo, Democratic Republic of the 44.73
10 Burkina Faso 44.46
11 Malawi 44.35
12 Sierra Leone 43.34
13 Yemen 43.16
14 Benin 42.57
15 Guinea 42.26
16 Madagascar 41.91
17 Mauritania 41.79
18 Zambia 41.77
19 Sao Tome and Principe 41.36
20 Nigeria 40.87

Now, the top 20 countries to not waste the Earth:

1 Germany 8.45
2 Lithuania 8.49
3 Latvia 8.87
4 Slovenia 8.90
5 Austria 8.90
6 Italy 9.05
7 Czech Republic 9.10
8 Andorra 9.32
9 Monaco 9.36
10 Croatia 9.51
11 Japan 9.56
12 Russia 9.62
13 Singapore 9.63
14 Bulgaria 9.65
15 Greece 9.73
16 Hungary 9.77
17 Estonia 9.79
18 Switzerland 9.83
19 Malta 10.09
20 Georgia 10.10

Germany is very close to the "good value", but they will eventually have a lot of problems to have children to pay their pensions and taxes to support the system they've build. In my country, a woman gives birth to approximately 1.4 children. It should be 2.3 to keep our pensions paid in the future. So, eventually, my country will die off while the African and Eastern countries will fill the earth while they use toxic energy sources and produce children like rabbits.

So, the poor countries will inherit the Earth - and kill it. How nice, eh?

Wednesday

Eeew, Perez Hilton

First: I have nothing against gay people. Being gay is just a line in the DNA, like bad bone marrow, red hair, short index finger or blue eyes.

Second: I hate Perez Hilton.

Who the *bleep* is he to talk anything about anyone? He wears fugly clothes, is fat (I mean FAT, not healthy), he talks like a woman. He's the shame of gay people and make them look bad. Look at Kyan Douglas. Or the gazillion other gays, who look and sound good and are actually smart people.. Even Carson Kressley (or whatsit'sname) would be less annoying, if he'd cut the crap.

I didn't even realize trashing other people can make someone go as far as P.H. did. And why wouldn't he use his real name anyhow? Mario is such a cool name for a pizza - or a plumber..

I'm ashamed to say I have read perezhilton.com. But that's over now.

Oh.. and if someone wants to ask me who the hell am I to talk anything about anyone.. well, here's an answer: I recognize my own behavioral patterns and the faults in myself. Apparently some don't.

Mario what-ever-your-name-is: Go hide in your crappy apartment and die a lonely death. Even Avril Lavigne deserves it.