Language:
Everyone would speak English, other languages would be banned
Reproduction:
Age of consent would be 18. Having sex before 18 would result in a criminal punishment for older party
Giving birth would be free
Maternity counseling would be free for everyone
Finnish style maternity package would be granted for everyone
Single people wouldn't be able to adopt until age of 35
Gays wouldn't be allowed to adopt
Each family would be paid €2000 for a healthy baby when the child turns five months.
Each child would get €100 a month child allowance until the child turns 17 if the parents earn less than €11/hour
Relationships:
There would be no official relationships, just live-in partners
Gay relationships would be banned, but not punished
Taxes:
Everyone would pay a tax of 21% regardless what they earn
Inheritances under €20k would not be taxed at all
Inheritances over €million would be taxed 46%
Minimum wage would be €8/h
Women and men would be paid equally
Schools:
Everyone would have to go through basic school
Everyone would go through nine years in basic school + one life coach year
Schoolday would be from 10 to 15 Sunday to Thursday
Monday would be Physical Education day
School would start at the age of seven:
1 year play school (learning to read, write and calculate)
1 year English
1 year mathematics
1 year biology
1 year music and arts + culture studies
1 year
1 year history, philosophy
1 year mathematics, chemistry & physics
1 year recapping everything that's been learned
+ one year life coach = taxes, social support, family, working, profession tests etc
Every basic school work would not be evaluated by numbers, but by fail/pass
Schools and work places would provide one hot meal/day for everyone
Everyone would be evaluated to best and second suitable profession and get to choose
between. The ones who wouldn't comply to this, would fill in professions that lack
work force.
Students after basic school would live in school provided apartments and pay no rent
Students would receive student allowance of €200 a month after they turn 17
Work & Vacation:
Work hours would be from ten to 15 from Sunday to Thursday and from 12 to 15 friday
The ones who work saturdays too would get paid 400% for the working hours
People with family would get two weeks vacation every year in summer, two days late fall, one week mid-winter and one week late spring
People without family would get two weeks vacation every summer and one week mid-winter
Crimes:
Small crimes would be punished by community service
Domestic violence would be trialed regardless of what the victim thinks
Childporn dealers and users would be castrated
Rapers would be castrated
One time in jail would be with benefits such as nutritional food, private room with private shower and education
Second time in jail would remove all rights to benefits. Food would be good enough to keep prisoners alive in large cells
Multiple crimes would result in a close-up to all-criminals area where they would run their own area together, producing food and goods for theirselves with threath of death penalty on inside crimes
Death Penalty for Murder would be introduced
Alcohol and drugs would be strictly banned and alcohol/drugs related stuff would be force treated
Smoking cigarettes and cigars would be banned everywhere but inside homes, but smokers wouldn't receive free health care
Religion:
Every religion would be banned not to show outside of a person
Discussing religion would be punished
Trying to "sell" religion would be punished
Churches wouldn't be able to take members younger than 18 years
Churches couldn't show outside
Health:
Everyone would have to pay 10€ per visit to the health center (doctor appointments) and 20€/day to hospital. There would be no private hospitals or doctors.
Plastic surgery would be prohibited unless it would be used to fix marks of accidents or violence
Fun:
Movies would be rated suitable according to age:
3+ no violence, sex, bad language, arguments
7+ no violence, sex, bad language
13+ no violence, sex
16+ no gore
18+
Night clubs would be prohibited for people under 23
Entrance fees would be standard €1,5
Age would be confirmed by iris scans included to personal id cards
All museums would be free and if approved, subsidised by the government
Old age + Pension:
Old people would be granted the same pension regardless of what they earned : €1100 a month and wouldn't have to pay tax
Other stuff:
Internet would work by identification by iris scans
Cars would be electric. Speed limits would be 30km/h in city and 90 outside city.
Non-presentative art would be banned
Driving license could be obtained by the age of 17 and renewed every three years
Aren't you glad I don't rule the world!
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Tuesday
Thursday
Top Ten Horror Movie Rules
How to survive in a horror movie?
Ten useful tips:
10. Don't rent an old cabin far away from everything
9. Do not wear skimpy clothing (definitely NO flip-flops, you can't run with them)
8. If you sense something is behind you, don’t bother checking, just run.
7. Don't run upstairs (unless there's a panic room)!
6. Never say “Who’s there?” (Nor hello, Anyone there etc)
5. Do not go search for something in the basement/garage/attic.
4. Never go ANYWHERE alone if there's someone else still alive!
3. Always check the back seat of your car. Always.
2. Never say "I'll be back". You won't.
1. Absolutely no sex (no boobs either)!
Ten useful tips:
10. Don't rent an old cabin far away from everything
9. Do not wear skimpy clothing (definitely NO flip-flops, you can't run with them)
8. If you sense something is behind you, don’t bother checking, just run.
7. Don't run upstairs (unless there's a panic room)!
6. Never say “Who’s there?” (Nor hello, Anyone there etc)
5. Do not go search for something in the basement/garage/attic.
4. Never go ANYWHERE alone if there's someone else still alive!
3. Always check the back seat of your car. Always.
2. Never say "I'll be back". You won't.
1. Absolutely no sex (no boobs either)!
Monday
Hottest Old Guys
Yet another list...
So, who are the hottest old guys on earth? Old meaning everything ten years older than me.
5. Ex-scissorhands, married-to-one-woman-for-ages, überboho
Johnny Depp
Who used to be the cutest guy on the planet. Before he got married, old and children.
4. Barely makes it to this list (is only ten years and a few days older than me so he is here)
Ewan McGregor
Whose Island I happen to like a lot. And the fact that he married a common girl.
3. This guy should have been Bond. But at least he's Boswell.
Clive Owen
There's that something in his look that makes your dreams nice and soft.
2. His name is Constantine... wait.. Neo.. no.. Johnny.. no..
Keanu Reeves
Number one choice for the number 99 movies. :) And Johnny Mnemonic was definitely, definitely not so uncool as everyone said.
1. Ex-alcoholic, ex-Dracula, ex-Sirius..
Gary Oldman
Check this video and weep. How can anyone look like that after 20 years of drinking?
The same guys all over again on my lists, eh?
But hey.. at least I dropped Gerard "Gerry" "I'm not Gay Gay" Butler after he sung a bit.
Oh and I saw the cutest movie year 2007 produced: The Water Horse: The Legend of the Deep
The ONLY thing that bothered me in that movie was the mother. I hate mothers. Especially mine. Eeew.
So, who are the hottest old guys on earth? Old meaning everything ten years older than me.
5. Ex-scissorhands, married-to-one-woman-for-ages, überboho
Johnny Depp
Who used to be the cutest guy on the planet. Before he got married, old and children.
4. Barely makes it to this list (is only ten years and a few days older than me so he is here)
Ewan McGregor
Whose Island I happen to like a lot. And the fact that he married a common girl.
3. This guy should have been Bond. But at least he's Boswell.
Clive Owen
There's that something in his look that makes your dreams nice and soft.
2. His name is Constantine... wait.. Neo.. no.. Johnny.. no..
Keanu Reeves
Number one choice for the number 99 movies. :) And Johnny Mnemonic was definitely, definitely not so uncool as everyone said.
1. Ex-alcoholic, ex-Dracula, ex-Sirius..
Gary Oldman
Check this video and weep. How can anyone look like that after 20 years of drinking?
The same guys all over again on my lists, eh?
But hey.. at least I dropped Gerard "Gerry" "I'm not Gay Gay" Butler after he sung a bit.
Oh and I saw the cutest movie year 2007 produced: The Water Horse: The Legend of the Deep
The ONLY thing that bothered me in that movie was the mother. I hate mothers. Especially mine. Eeew.
Another Cutie Set - The Nobodies
Hey I'm blogging for the third time today..
Okay, a new set of nobody hotties:
Ryan McPartlin
Born 197something, this captain Awesome or whatever happens to look like a guy I used to date for a month or so. Except the guy I dated wasn't that awesome. See him in the TV series "Chuck".
Andy Whitfield
This creepy guy starred in Gabriel (2007). Cute, quirky and strange bone structure but check him out. I suppose you can't see this guy anywhere, but I surely hope he's up to something real, since he doesn't suck at all. I didn't like the movie, but hey.. you can have so much shit just because of a guy, so why not a low budget movie..
Matthew Bomer
Born 1977, this cutie pie had a nice little part (no pun intended) in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. And a few other thingies..
Agim Kaba
Born 1980, this handsome nobody looks good in his publicity picture. Obviously gay - a gorgeous one. A Guess spokesperson (o'rly?).
Charlie Cox
This funny looking 1982-born (yay, only a year my junior) has played parts in Casanova and a year before, in the Merchant of Venice. Now this cutie-pie can be seen in Stardust beautified with some well grown hair (extensions?). How about a screenshot (which -oddly- reminds me of a certain moment in the newest Pride & Prejudice flick..) I wish he had long hair IRL too, btw.
Can you see a pattern? The men of my taste?
Okay, a new set of nobody hotties:
Ryan McPartlin
Born 197something, this captain Awesome or whatever happens to look like a guy I used to date for a month or so. Except the guy I dated wasn't that awesome. See him in the TV series "Chuck".
Andy Whitfield
This creepy guy starred in Gabriel (2007). Cute, quirky and strange bone structure but check him out. I suppose you can't see this guy anywhere, but I surely hope he's up to something real, since he doesn't suck at all. I didn't like the movie, but hey.. you can have so much shit just because of a guy, so why not a low budget movie..
Matthew Bomer
Born 1977, this cutie pie had a nice little part (no pun intended) in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. And a few other thingies..
Agim Kaba
Born 1980, this handsome nobody looks good in his publicity picture. Obviously gay - a gorgeous one. A Guess spokesperson (o'rly?).
Charlie Cox
This funny looking 1982-born (yay, only a year my junior) has played parts in Casanova and a year before, in the Merchant of Venice. Now this cutie-pie can be seen in Stardust beautified with some well grown hair (extensions?). How about a screenshot (which -oddly- reminds me of a certain moment in the newest Pride & Prejudice flick..) I wish he had long hair IRL too, btw.Can you see a pattern? The men of my taste?
Sunday
The List
All of my BF's or one night stands or hangouts' initials (as introduced by our dear imaginary friend Laura Palmer in her imaginary diary):
Oldest first:
S.?. 1 night
J.A. 3 nights
H.U. 2 nights
H.?. 1 night
O.?. 2 days
T.O. 4 nights
H.?. 2 days
M.?. 1 night
?.?. 2 nights (and yeah, I didn't even ask his name..)
M.T. 10 months
M.R. 3 weeks
K.A. 2 months
J.M. 12 nights
N.?. 1 night
H.?. 1 month
?.? 1 night (I don't remember his name anymore)
M.?. 1 night
J.M. 1 night
M.C. 3 days
J.S. 7 years
And NO, I haven't had sex with all of these, you perv :)
Oldest first:
S.?. 1 night
J.A. 3 nights
H.U. 2 nights
H.?. 1 night
O.?. 2 days
T.O. 4 nights
H.?. 2 days
M.?. 1 night
?.?. 2 nights (and yeah, I didn't even ask his name..)
M.T. 10 months
M.R. 3 weeks
K.A. 2 months
J.M. 12 nights
N.?. 1 night
H.?. 1 month
?.? 1 night (I don't remember his name anymore)
M.?. 1 night
J.M. 1 night
M.C. 3 days
J.S. 7 years
And NO, I haven't had sex with all of these, you perv :)
100th Post
I was planning to make this 100th post worth something.
But I have nothing to tell, no news, no gossip, nothing. Instead I decided to tell my ten favorite things and ten non-favorite things. This is what we used to do when we were kids, scraping answers to someone elses slambook...
1. Thunder.
2. Getting kissed by someone.
3. Rice porridge.
4. Standing on a beach, watching the waves hit the rocks. Watching the clouds.
5. Laughing with my best friend.
6. Seeing an old couple walking on a Sunday afternoon.
7. Remembering a nice dream when I wake up.
8. Seeing a drop-dead-gorgeous guy.
9. Holding a newborn baby.
10. Being alone, reading a good book.
And the shitty part:
10. Overly rich people doing charity.
9. Hollywood.
8. Sickness (I'd rather see the billion sick people on earth dying instead of curing them)..
7. Poverty (My own).
6. War.
5. Too expensive movie tickets.
4. Death.
3. Communism.
2. Overpopulation.
1. All religions. They cause most of the troubles.
But I have nothing to tell, no news, no gossip, nothing. Instead I decided to tell my ten favorite things and ten non-favorite things. This is what we used to do when we were kids, scraping answers to someone elses slambook...
1. Thunder.
2. Getting kissed by someone.
3. Rice porridge.
4. Standing on a beach, watching the waves hit the rocks. Watching the clouds.
5. Laughing with my best friend.
6. Seeing an old couple walking on a Sunday afternoon.
7. Remembering a nice dream when I wake up.
8. Seeing a drop-dead-gorgeous guy.
9. Holding a newborn baby.
10. Being alone, reading a good book.
And the shitty part:
10. Overly rich people doing charity.
9. Hollywood.
8. Sickness (I'd rather see the billion sick people on earth dying instead of curing them)..
7. Poverty (My own).
6. War.
5. Too expensive movie tickets.
4. Death.
3. Communism.
2. Overpopulation.
1. All religions. They cause most of the troubles.
Thursday
Sunday
TOP 30 EVER FILE
I browsed thru some top 100 ever lists and thought most of them were bull.. Meaning I had to name the 30 ever best tunes/floorfillers/whatever
30
The original song put together by Tears for fears, but I wish Gary Jules and his pal got the whole credit.
Gary Jules - Mad World
29
A tune for the rainy nights:
Sarah McLachlan - Angel
28
You've heard it:
REM - Daysleeper
27
You can still play this to a crowd and the floor is filled:
Jon Cutler - It's Yours
26
I prefer the one remix by Mike Monday, but the original's fine too!
Chopstick & Spoiled - Who Is It?
25
Hard to forget:
Jaydee - Plastic Dreams
24
This is sort of a remix.. but rarely one can put a classical piece and turn it to a ... well - classic.
William Orbit - Barber's Adagio For Strings
23
This goes out for all the hundred pieces alike:
Three Drives - Greece 2000
22
One happy tune:
Joy Kitikonti - Joyenergizer
21
You'll have to admit: You like it!
Tim DeLuxe - It Just Won't Do
20
You've heard it, they've remixed it..
Energy 54 - Cafe Del Mar
19
And I didn't like this at first..
Josh Wink - Higher State of Consciousness
18
This has to be on this list:
Faithless - God Is a DJ
17
Yup. He's hot and he makes killer tunes..
Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
16
Can you deny it?
Underworld - Born Slippy
15
Most of the remixes were better, but hey..
Ayla - Ayla
14
You might have seen the movie American Beauty, but I found this on a sixth-season CSI episode..
Thomas Newman - Dead Already
13
This credit should go to the guy who made the best remix ever, but..
Marcello Castelli - Sonar
12
I'm not a fan, but..
U2 - Elevation
11
There's gotta be a Moby piece on every list..
Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?
10
Flat Eric might have something to with it.. and the beat IS flat.
Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat
9
There's a latin person inside everyone.. just let it out..
Afro Medusa - Pasilda
8
I remember I was in 737 and this one came out with a slightly harder bass.. Ppl went nuts!
Black Legend - You See The Trouble With Me
7
Oldies but goldies..
PPK - Resurrection
6
Talkin' about the real deal here..
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
5
This is the only pure remix award:
Utah Saints - Lost Vagueness (Oliver Lieb's Main Mix)
4
I still remember where I was and what I was doing and with who..
Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
3
I might have the wrong reasons, but add a Christopher Walken dancing.. This one has bigger balls than the Marines!
Fatboy slim - Weapon of Choice
2
How can a tune be sexy?
Vibe Residents - Temptation
1
I am ashamed to announce that the best ever is:
DJ Tiësto - Theme from Norefjell
30
The original song put together by Tears for fears, but I wish Gary Jules and his pal got the whole credit.
Gary Jules - Mad World
29
A tune for the rainy nights:
Sarah McLachlan - Angel
28
You've heard it:
REM - Daysleeper
27
You can still play this to a crowd and the floor is filled:
Jon Cutler - It's Yours
26
I prefer the one remix by Mike Monday, but the original's fine too!
Chopstick & Spoiled - Who Is It?
25
Hard to forget:
Jaydee - Plastic Dreams
24
This is sort of a remix.. but rarely one can put a classical piece and turn it to a ... well - classic.
William Orbit - Barber's Adagio For Strings
23
This goes out for all the hundred pieces alike:
Three Drives - Greece 2000
22
One happy tune:
Joy Kitikonti - Joyenergizer
21
You'll have to admit: You like it!
Tim DeLuxe - It Just Won't Do
20
You've heard it, they've remixed it..
Energy 54 - Cafe Del Mar
19
And I didn't like this at first..
Josh Wink - Higher State of Consciousness
18
This has to be on this list:
Faithless - God Is a DJ
17
Yup. He's hot and he makes killer tunes..
Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
16
Can you deny it?
Underworld - Born Slippy
15
Most of the remixes were better, but hey..
Ayla - Ayla
14
You might have seen the movie American Beauty, but I found this on a sixth-season CSI episode..
Thomas Newman - Dead Already
13
This credit should go to the guy who made the best remix ever, but..
Marcello Castelli - Sonar
12
I'm not a fan, but..
U2 - Elevation
11
There's gotta be a Moby piece on every list..
Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?
10
Flat Eric might have something to with it.. and the beat IS flat.
Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat
9
There's a latin person inside everyone.. just let it out..
Afro Medusa - Pasilda
8
I remember I was in 737 and this one came out with a slightly harder bass.. Ppl went nuts!
Black Legend - You See The Trouble With Me
7
Oldies but goldies..
PPK - Resurrection
6
Talkin' about the real deal here..
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
5
This is the only pure remix award:
Utah Saints - Lost Vagueness (Oliver Lieb's Main Mix)
4
I still remember where I was and what I was doing and with who..
Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
3
I might have the wrong reasons, but add a Christopher Walken dancing.. This one has bigger balls than the Marines!
Fatboy slim - Weapon of Choice
2
How can a tune be sexy?
Vibe Residents - Temptation
1
I am ashamed to announce that the best ever is:
DJ Tiësto - Theme from Norefjell
Thursday
Results
I've been testing myself at http://www.okcupid.com/ and various other locations...
According to some tests I'm 47% Nerd, 28% Geek and 2%Dork. How cute. I also found out that I will die on 13th December 2062 and that I'm 71% fuckable, 68% innocent, 68% dirty minded and like masculine, exotic men. On that I'd like to disagree, because most of the men I'm attracted to are normal-looking guys. A test suggested that I'd like Vin Diesel. EEEEW, double eeeew and .. eew. As most of you know, the ten guys I would shag without a thought:
Colin Farrel - He'd have to talk all the time, though - gotta love the accent.
Ewan McGregor - He's so cute. But he'd have to be clean-shaven and groomed.
John Light - but only if he wore a black long coat and had an evil look in his eyes
Jenson Button - Such a cutie - he's been my favorite since I was -like 16-
Viggo Mortensen - But he'd have to wear his LOTR outfit..
Leandro Faria - OH MY GOD..
Brent Van Zant - ... Is it hot in here?
Gary Dourdan - Those eyes..
Cillian Murphy - There's something really scary about him..
Gerard Butler - He'd have to speak all the time, too.. and never close his eyes..
According to some tests I'm 47% Nerd, 28% Geek and 2%Dork. How cute. I also found out that I will die on 13th December 2062 and that I'm 71% fuckable, 68% innocent, 68% dirty minded and like masculine, exotic men. On that I'd like to disagree, because most of the men I'm attracted to are normal-looking guys. A test suggested that I'd like Vin Diesel. EEEEW, double eeeew and .. eew. As most of you know, the ten guys I would shag without a thought:
Colin Farrel - He'd have to talk all the time, though - gotta love the accent.
Ewan McGregor - He's so cute. But he'd have to be clean-shaven and groomed.
John Light - but only if he wore a black long coat and had an evil look in his eyes
Jenson Button - Such a cutie - he's been my favorite since I was -like 16-
Viggo Mortensen - But he'd have to wear his LOTR outfit..
Leandro Faria - OH MY GOD..
Brent Van Zant - ... Is it hot in here?
Gary Dourdan - Those eyes..
Cillian Murphy - There's something really scary about him..
Gerard Butler - He'd have to speak all the time, too.. and never close his eyes..
Friday
The August Male Top 5
A new number one again, but before that, a few words. Josh Hartnett is out of the list - I finally noticed that he's not even good looking.
May I present the number FIVE on the list:
A new entry, Mr...
Clive Owen
Though Clive isn't what people call "gorgeous" there's something about his face I can't quite understand but that put him in the same group with Steven Brand, Gerard Butler and Colin Firth on my previos lists. Old, but gorgeous farts.
Number FOUR, dear reader, is a new entree as well:
Ewan McGregor
I remember him in Trainspotting. I liked him then, but when I learned that he really sings in Moulin Rouge, my respect jumped sky-high. He represents the next door guy look, but still has an unique face with a blend of British and - oddly - Finnish looks. I haven't seen The Island yet, but he's the reason I will spend my money to pay for the ticket.
From the third place, we can find my ever-favorite, Mr.
Gerard Butler
Just because I haven't seen a pair of eyes prettier than these.
Mr 2 is, again, a new entree
Chris Evans
With a swimmers' body, a pretty face and dark hair matching the blueish eyes, this guy is almost the man of my dreams. Starred in the movie Cellular and currently in the terrible Marvel comic based movie Fantastic Four ( though I noticed he's great in a goofball role ).
Mr August, is
Mr July. Jamie Durie. Nothing beats the accent and the body.
May I present the number FIVE on the list:
A new entry, Mr...
Clive Owen
Though Clive isn't what people call "gorgeous" there's something about his face I can't quite understand but that put him in the same group with Steven Brand, Gerard Butler and Colin Firth on my previos lists. Old, but gorgeous farts.
Number FOUR, dear reader, is a new entree as well:
Ewan McGregor
I remember him in Trainspotting. I liked him then, but when I learned that he really sings in Moulin Rouge, my respect jumped sky-high. He represents the next door guy look, but still has an unique face with a blend of British and - oddly - Finnish looks. I haven't seen The Island yet, but he's the reason I will spend my money to pay for the ticket.
From the third place, we can find my ever-favorite, Mr.
Gerard Butler
Just because I haven't seen a pair of eyes prettier than these.
Mr 2 is, again, a new entree
Chris Evans
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With a swimmers' body, a pretty face and dark hair matching the blueish eyes, this guy is almost the man of my dreams. Starred in the movie Cellular and currently in the terrible Marvel comic based movie Fantastic Four ( though I noticed he's great in a goofball role ).
Mr August, is
Mr July. Jamie Durie. Nothing beats the accent and the body.
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The pictures on those sites belong to whomever they belong to.
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If that bothers you, why the hell did you put the pics online.
July Top Male
Ok, ppl.
We have a new number one. He's the reason I watched a whole episode of The Block (yes, they're airing it here now).
1. Jamie Durie.
What more can you ask from a man? He's drop dead gorgeous (what was I thinkin about Gerard Butler - he's a stupid fag compared to this one), he's a gardener, he's a former gymnast, a model and what's best: He has an Australian accent. Couldn't find a decent picture of him, though he is a model and everything.
There won't be numbers from two to five this month.
Oh, forgot.
I've had a series of good dreams.
We have a new number one. He's the reason I watched a whole episode of The Block (yes, they're airing it here now).
1. Jamie Durie.
What more can you ask from a man? He's drop dead gorgeous (what was I thinkin about Gerard Butler - he's a stupid fag compared to this one), he's a gardener, he's a former gymnast, a model and what's best: He has an Australian accent. Couldn't find a decent picture of him, though he is a model and everything.
There won't be numbers from two to five this month.
Oh, forgot.
I've had a series of good dreams.
Thursday
Top 5 Males For June
It's time for a new number one!
1. Patrick Wilson
I didn't like him with a long hair in Phantom of the Opera, but in the picture he reminds me of a guy I dated for a month or so. And he can sing! He sings like an angel. I hope he'll never try his wings on popular music business. He's too beautiful to be "commercialized".
2. Steven Brand
I hope he's not gay too. But at least he's been married a couple of times. I wouldn't be surprised though, 'cause most of the guys that attract my attention appear to be gay(ish).
3. Gerard Butler
He gets more and more gorgeous every day. His eyes are just something I can't understand. I'm still sure he's gay. There are things that say yes to that fact: He isn't engaged. He takes his mother to parties. He is a charmer - both on and off-screen - and still isn't engaged. He has a lawyer's degree so he isn't stupid. He meets beautiful and clever women every day and isn't engaged. And I found thousands of rumors of him being gay just a minute ago when I Googled. And he has said: "I'm not gay, I'm not straight, I'm just me". Which means he hasn't come out of the closet yet. My heart just broke - and that for he lost the number one spot. In the other hand, He'd be out of the list if he got married.
4. Orlando Bloom
Now this is only Orlando as Legolas. In my opinion, he should have stayed as a blondie with funny ears. Basically the only long-haired guy who I'd date.
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
The neighbor boy.
Tune for the Guy of the month:
Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
I just want you to know who I am
1. Patrick Wilson
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I didn't like him with a long hair in Phantom of the Opera, but in the picture he reminds me of a guy I dated for a month or so. And he can sing! He sings like an angel. I hope he'll never try his wings on popular music business. He's too beautiful to be "commercialized".
2. Steven Brand
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I hope he's not gay too. But at least he's been married a couple of times. I wouldn't be surprised though, 'cause most of the guys that attract my attention appear to be gay(ish).
3. Gerard Butler
He gets more and more gorgeous every day. His eyes are just something I can't understand. I'm still sure he's gay. There are things that say yes to that fact: He isn't engaged. He takes his mother to parties. He is a charmer - both on and off-screen - and still isn't engaged. He has a lawyer's degree so he isn't stupid. He meets beautiful and clever women every day and isn't engaged. And I found thousands of rumors of him being gay just a minute ago when I Googled. And he has said: "I'm not gay, I'm not straight, I'm just me". Which means he hasn't come out of the closet yet. My heart just broke - and that for he lost the number one spot. In the other hand, He'd be out of the list if he got married.
4. Orlando Bloom
Now this is only Orlando as Legolas. In my opinion, he should have stayed as a blondie with funny ears. Basically the only long-haired guy who I'd date.
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
The neighbor boy.
Tune for the Guy of the month:
Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
I just want you to know who I am
Monday
I'm so high I can hear heaven.
I had one of those crazy dreams again. I could modify a house any way I wanted - as in the Sims. I could move walls, make windows and stuff, then install myself in the scene. I've been playing too much sims 2 lately, it seems.
Well, my DreamGuy is back. As handsome as ever. It's funny how the dream guy has changed since I was a kid. Today he seems to be a mixture of all my favorite male types.
I should be working on some accounting stuff. But I'd rather be sleeping.
Oh, what a wake-up call this morning at nine: they were testing the general alarm systems of the city (the ones given in case of war, nuclear power plant accidents etc). I slept with my window open, so I really heard it and was like "WTF? did they launch the north Korean missile here? Shit. I have to take some water to the shelter!" I had a good laugh when I finally understood how silly I was.
I hope they will never sound the alarm for real.
Top 5 Males for May
1. Gerard Butler
Oh-my-god. I hope he's gay and no girl gets him.
2. Steven Brand
There's something in his eyes.
3. Colin Firth
He's butt ugly. But drop dead gorgeous.
4. Keanu Reeves
Do you remember him before the Matrix? I can.
5. Colin Farrel
Farrel as a SWAT dude gives me the hots.
Reviewing that list.. geez.. I'm 24. They're like- what- 40+?
Well, my DreamGuy is back. As handsome as ever. It's funny how the dream guy has changed since I was a kid. Today he seems to be a mixture of all my favorite male types.
I should be working on some accounting stuff. But I'd rather be sleeping.
Oh, what a wake-up call this morning at nine: they were testing the general alarm systems of the city (the ones given in case of war, nuclear power plant accidents etc). I slept with my window open, so I really heard it and was like "WTF? did they launch the north Korean missile here? Shit. I have to take some water to the shelter!" I had a good laugh when I finally understood how silly I was.
I hope they will never sound the alarm for real.
Top 5 Males for May
1. Gerard Butler
Oh-my-god. I hope he's gay and no girl gets him.
2. Steven Brand
There's something in his eyes.
3. Colin Firth
He's butt ugly. But drop dead gorgeous.
4. Keanu Reeves
Do you remember him before the Matrix? I can.
5. Colin Farrel
Farrel as a SWAT dude gives me the hots.
Reviewing that list.. geez.. I'm 24. They're like- what- 40+?
Tuesday
Shopping Cart
People can buy really weird stuff.
Would you like to have one of these:
Tactical Travel Mug
Made of hight density insulated plastic with tapered bottom to properly secure in your car cup holder.
Blackhawk Tactical Caffeine Transfer Unit
Easy to grab, extra large handle for a more secure 3 finger grip.
Siren Alarm Clock
A large blue police light + alarm. Guaranteed wake-up call.
It's funny how the Internet has changed our lives. I would've never thought of buying Monopoly U.S. Military version in 1999. And I never thought I could order my DVD's from the UK. That's so weird and I'm thinking I really don't want to see the year 2060. I like it the way it is now.
Would you like to have one of these:
Tactical Travel Mug
Made of hight density insulated plastic with tapered bottom to properly secure in your car cup holder.
Blackhawk Tactical Caffeine Transfer Unit
Easy to grab, extra large handle for a more secure 3 finger grip.
Siren Alarm Clock
A large blue police light + alarm. Guaranteed wake-up call.
It's funny how the Internet has changed our lives. I would've never thought of buying Monopoly U.S. Military version in 1999. And I never thought I could order my DVD's from the UK. That's so weird and I'm thinking I really don't want to see the year 2060. I like it the way it is now.
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