Saturday

Three Reasons (+) For anyone NOT To Have Kids

Take a peek at Jurassic Park. Or the annoying kid in War of the Worlds. Or that kid in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. If that would've been my kid, I would've given her up for adoption in a second.

Kids are annoying, stupid, stubborn, stupid and did I already mention stupid? Not to forget how much it costs to raise one child. I could surely use the 129k to something much more fun and use. The terrible part is that that these movies portray the kids in real life. They really are that awful.

I'm sorry for my parents having to put up with me. Well, basically I'm sorry for all the parents.
That's one mistake you can't undo.