The day so far (It's noonish):
Messages from friends: 1
Cards from friends: 0
Phone calls from friends: 1
Phone calls from family: 0
Good news: 1
Bills: 0
Mail advertisements: 1
Valentine's gifts: 1 known, 0 received
E-mails from friends sending Valentine's: 0
E-mails from friends wanting something: 1
Yeah. Happy Valentine's.