Monday

When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be..

...a doctor

But I'm too stupid and wasn't smart enough in high school to read extra physics and chemistry. Here one can't pay oneself into med school.

... a writer

But despite all the great stories and excellent ideas, the process never goes on long enough. I need a muse.

... a game programmer

But I hate programming

... a 3D animator

No schools in this country. Well, there are schools, but zero good ones.

... an astronaut

I'm too stupid, too blind and too sick

and yes, I'm a girl.

And the more "feminine" wannabe's:

... a flight attendand

But I hate people who play difficult only because they can. And my ears start to hurt when the pressure shifts. And I'm legally blind.

... a singer

But I can't sing.

... a nurse

But I didn't get in school

So I'm a zero. Happy days.