...a doctor
But I'm too stupid and wasn't smart enough in high school to read extra physics and chemistry. Here one can't pay oneself into med school.
... a writer
But despite all the great stories and excellent ideas, the process never goes on long enough. I need a muse.
... a game programmer
But I hate programming
... a 3D animator
No schools in this country. Well, there are schools, but zero good ones.
... an astronaut
I'm too stupid, too blind and too sick
and yes, I'm a girl.
And the more "feminine" wannabe's:
... a flight attendand
But I hate people who play difficult only because they can. And my ears start to hurt when the pressure shifts. And I'm legally blind.
... a singer
But I can't sing.
... a nurse
But I didn't get in school
So I'm a zero. Happy days.