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When people were made, there were some pieces left - enough to make one more person. That's me. I'm leftovers.
Monday
When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be..
...a doctor
But I'm too stupid and wasn't smart enough in high school to read extra physics and chemistry. Here one can't pay oneself into med school.
... a writer
But despite all the great stories and excellent ideas, the process never goes on long enough. I need a muse.
... a game programmer
But I hate programming
... a 3D animator
No schools in this country. Well, there are schools, but zero good ones.
... an astronaut
I'm too stupid, too blind and too sick
and yes, I'm a girl.
And the more "feminine" wannabe's:
... a flight attendand
But I hate people who play difficult only because they can. And my ears start to hurt when the pressure shifts. And I'm legally blind.
... a singer
But I can't sing.
... a nurse
But I didn't get in school
So I'm a zero. Happy days.
But I'm too stupid and wasn't smart enough in high school to read extra physics and chemistry. Here one can't pay oneself into med school.
... a writer
But despite all the great stories and excellent ideas, the process never goes on long enough. I need a muse.
... a game programmer
But I hate programming
... a 3D animator
No schools in this country. Well, there are schools, but zero good ones.
... an astronaut
I'm too stupid, too blind and too sick
and yes, I'm a girl.
And the more "feminine" wannabe's:
... a flight attendand
But I hate people who play difficult only because they can. And my ears start to hurt when the pressure shifts. And I'm legally blind.
... a singer
But I can't sing.
... a nurse
But I didn't get in school
So I'm a zero. Happy days.
Sunday
The List
All of my BF's or one night stands or hangouts' initials (as introduced by our dear imaginary friend Laura Palmer in her imaginary diary):
Oldest first:
S.?. 1 night
J.A. 3 nights
H.U. 2 nights
H.?. 1 night
O.?. 2 days
T.O. 4 nights
H.?. 2 days
M.?. 1 night
?.?. 2 nights (and yeah, I didn't even ask his name..)
M.T. 10 months
M.R. 3 weeks
K.A. 2 months
J.M. 12 nights
N.?. 1 night
H.?. 1 month
?.? 1 night (I don't remember his name anymore)
M.?. 1 night
J.M. 1 night
M.C. 3 days
J.S. 7 years
And NO, I haven't had sex with all of these, you perv :)
Oldest first:
S.?. 1 night
J.A. 3 nights
H.U. 2 nights
H.?. 1 night
O.?. 2 days
T.O. 4 nights
H.?. 2 days
M.?. 1 night
?.?. 2 nights (and yeah, I didn't even ask his name..)
M.T. 10 months
M.R. 3 weeks
K.A. 2 months
J.M. 12 nights
N.?. 1 night
H.?. 1 month
?.? 1 night (I don't remember his name anymore)
M.?. 1 night
J.M. 1 night
M.C. 3 days
J.S. 7 years
And NO, I haven't had sex with all of these, you perv :)
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